Links we never followed

In the tradition of the New Yorker’s Block that Metaphor, I’m starting up a “Links we never followed”. The list below is the first step. I think they speak for themselves.

“Man denies masturbating on ski lift…” (Drudge Report, 8 February 2007)

“Britney vs. the Terrorists” (Washington Post, 9 February 2007)

“Beauticians cut, curl, offer stroke-prevention info” (CNN, 11 February 2007)

And this one from the US embassy in Bagdad…

“Job Opportunities” (http://iraq.usembassy.gov/, 11 February 2007)